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gavrilo/14/male/serbian

maurypovichofficial:

Zayn: sorry i got it all over your face here’s a towel

me: no im good

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evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

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sadgrl666:

unfollwing everyone who reblogs that ugly white boy w the lip ring from 5sos Calcium or whatever his name is

aperture-of-consciousness:

bratbum:

Daddy and I had so much fun today!!!! He got me the cutest training potty ever it sings a song when I flush it!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why I kink shame

aperture-of-consciousness:

bratbum:

Daddy and I had so much fun today!!!! He got me the cutest training potty ever it sings a song when I flush it!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is why I kink shame

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me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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me: damn its hot as fuck outside
me: *wears all black*
dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

artslay:

You:

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Me:

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kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

tamagotchibabysitter:

delightful // dan woodger for LINE DECO

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Male author: I guess women are people
Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!

breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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    ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
   ༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
   ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
 ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
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